Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2000/06/26
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]You know what REALLY scary? This is starting to make sense! Dan ( Honey! , mix me up another mint julep, and heavy on th' julep!) Post - ----- Original Message ----- From: Paul Chefurka <Paul_Chefurka@pmc-sierra.com> To: <leica-users@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us> Sent: Monday, June 26, 2000 1:12 PM Subject: RE: [Leica] Breeding Leicas.... > So Leicas would then be the adult form of ... gloves? With an intermediate > chrysalis stage of clothespins? After all, when I'm browsing through my > kitchen drawers there alwayas seem to be lots of clothespins in there, but > when I go looking for one deliberately, there are none to be found. > Obviously they've completed their metamorphosis by then, and have become > shiny mint condition M's. > > Oh, another little known fact is that M's are migratory. This explains why > no matter how many chlothespin chrysali you find in your house, you never > see more Leicas. They've all migrated to their permanent homes, which seem > to belong to collectors. I'm convinced those guys leave out bowls of TMZ at > night to attract the little buggers. > > The Leica is out there, > Paul Chefurka > > >-----Original Message----- > >From: Disfromage@aol.com [mailto:Disfromage@aol.com] > >Sent: Monday, June 26, 2000 3:46 PM > >To: leica-users@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us > >Subject: Re: [Leica] Breeding Leicas.... > > > >I'm sorry, but your science isn't correct. The latest research has > >discovered that hangers are the adult form of socks. As the > >socks mature > >they overnight become clothes hangers. This explains why we > >all have an > >abundance of hangers and many single unmatched socks. I don't > >know how to > >get Leicas to breed in captivity. Maybe the LUG could sponsor > >a genome > >mapping project? > > > >From a fellow truth seeker, > >Richard Wasserman > >