Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2002/08/29

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Subject: [Leica] Emmanuel's Evacuatory Necessities!
From: Marc James Small <msmall@infi.net>
Date: Thu, 29 Aug 2002 21:08:35 -0400

At 07:48 PM 8/29/02 -0400, Emanuel Lowi wrote:
>As a former resident and frequent visitor to the Big Apple, the whole NYC
urinal
>thang never ceases to amaze me. They guard their pissoirs better than
friggin' Fort
>Knox -- no wonder half the town reeks of leaks! Really, who the @#$%& do
you have to
>s**ew to gain the privilege of taking a whizz somewhere in private --
Giuliani's ex-
>inside Gracie Manoir? Where I camp, in the rugged wilds of grizzly
Canadian Montreal,
>every restaurant-type establishment must offer 2x toilet facilities: one
for Ladies,
>the other for Gentlemen. Sure, I suppose if we had an unacknowledged
legacy of
>slavery, folks would be smoking crack or turning tricks in those
bathrooms, but we
>don't and they don't.

So, tell us all, Emmanuel, just how long you've experienced this kidney
problem and just what the doctors (cradle-to-the-grave absolutely-"free"
Canadian health care is all we hear about from the cascading numbers of
emigrating Canadian Docs, so maybe we have a skewed attitude on the saner
side of the border) have advised you about this.  Less alcohol?  Less
coffee?  Maybe a transplant?  Pray, having started the issue, tell us all!
Just how bad ARE your internal organs?

Emmanuel, I admire you for your honesty.  If I had such a problem, I'd be
too embarrassed to discuss my disability on a world-wide net of
dysfunctional fanatics but, hey, to each his own!  After all, Bob Dole has
Told All about his sexual, er, difficulties and no one has connected this
with his wife's flight to North Carolina and immersion into a campaign for
a US senate seat.  But, then, you guys be the judge of whatever you want.  

Me?  I'm tired of moving houses and computers.  I'm off for a dinner of
leftovers and whatevers.  My dogs will admire the many remainders from this
repast.

Marc


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