Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2002/09/09
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search];-) - -----Original Message----- From: owner-leica-users@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us [mailto:owner-leica-users@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us]On Behalf Of geebeespaw Sent: Monday, September 09, 2002 3:50 PM To: leica-users@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us Subject: Re: [Leica] The truth about b.d. colen... From: "John Collier" <jbcollier@shaw.ca> To: <leica-users@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us> Sent: 09 September 2002 20:34 Subject: Re: [Leica] The truth about b.d. colen... > Since we are doing True Confessions I can at last reveal all. > > B.D. Colen is a pussy cat; the nicest nicest meekest man you ever meet. > Unfortunately he has a black lab, Dr. Blacktape, who cannot abide tripe: > especially when its photography or prose. When Dr. Blacktape sees tripe > he bites poor little old B.D. on the leg and will not let go until B.D. > composes a real zinger in reply. > > Naturally B.D. is as upset about the state of affairs as some on this > list are. The dog is a favorite of SWMBO, of whom even the dog is in > fear of, and so there matters must rest. I myself think pity rather than > condemnation is in order. > > For the more clever amongst us there is a nice way to get around this > conundrum. Dr. Blacktape does not have an ear for poetry. So when you > must post tripe, as that is all you have to say, make sure it rhymes > and, I assure you, all will be well. > > John Collier > > Here is a good start: > > There once was a grumpy snapper... > =================================================== I'm probably going to regret this :-) There once was a grumpy snapper who used his keyboard to vent irritation a single malt would serve him better sort of Colenic irrigation - --Graham - -- To unsubscribe, see http://mejac.palo-alto.ca.us/leica-users/unsub.html - -- To unsubscribe, see http://mejac.palo-alto.ca.us/leica-users/unsub.html