Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2006/02/01
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]When do we leave? :-) On 2/1/06 12:50 PM, "Seth Rosner" <sethrosner@nycap.rr.com> wrote: > Just noticed a typo in my post. I meant that the Company will engage not a > heater (chauffer) but a chauffeur to conduct your Maybach 62 > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Seth Rosner" <sethrosner@nycap.rr.com> > To: "Leica Users Group" <lug@leica-users.org> > Sent: Wednesday, February 01, 2006 9:18 AM > Subject: Re: [Leica] Re:kodachrome NOW VOLUNTEERS!!! :-) - now paid > mercenaries! > > >> Now waitaminit, mon tres cher ami Ted, we need to do a little negotiating. >> >>> Seth mon ami, >>> In the Netherlands is quite OK, no problem at all, good food and beer! >>> ;-) Now about the accommodation? The requirements are 3 penthouse suites >> >> OK. >> >>> with running everything, maids, butlers, cooks >> >> NO. Not acceptable. One maid to do all three penthouses on a regular >> rotating basis; one cook to do meals for the three of you and your >> respective and respectable spouses, mates and others; sorry, you shall >> have to breakfast, (lunch on your own) and dine together, though each of >> you (you three, this does not include your respective and respectable >> spouses, mates and others) is permitted a butler, Tina has a choice >> between butler and lady-in-waiting. >> >> Again, as I have priced out operating costs vs. potential income from this >> Kodak-hating crowd, we can only afford one chauffer and one >> chauffer-driven Maybach 6.2. HOWEVER, in the graciousness of our hearts, >> each of you WILL be allowed a company-paid personal car; to this end we >> have arranged with Cadillac to supply three supercharged 4-cam V-8 STS-V >> saloon cars. If you decline, you may choose alternative personal >> transport: a boat on the canals. >> >>> You might consider this as our "work flow time." ;-) Absolutely never on >>> Saturday, Sunday, Monday morning nor Wednesday morning >> >> Rejected out-of-hand. You will be allowed to say to management: >> "Jamais le dimanche." C'est tout. >> >>> Now considering no mention has been made of, shall we say... >>> "compensation I'll leave this for the moment to give you a short time to >>> mull it over, which I'm sure you'll return with an extremely generous >>> offer of wages, bonuses and stock options. >> >> Wot, are you outta your bl**ding mind? You guys get a vacation in dreamy >> Nederland, all expenses covered - and lavishly - and you want to be PAID >> into the bargain? You should consider yourselves very lucky indeed that we >> don't charge you for the opportunity. >> >> The issue of income taxes I leave to your collective senses of duty and >> honor (assuming such to exist) and to the resourcefulness of Internal & >> Inland Revenue. >> >> Further deponent sayeth not. >> >> S. >> >> >> _______________________________________________ >> Leica Users Group. >> See http://leica-users.org/mailman/listinfo/lug for more information >> > > > > _______________________________________________ > Leica Users Group. > See http://leica-users.org/mailman/listinfo/lug for more information