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Subject: [Leica] why leica should have hired me years ago ....
From: bd at bdcolenphoto.com (B. D. Colen)
Date: Sun Dec 17 12:40:13 2006

There is basic truth along with humor,  in Kyle's post. (But then there
usually is.)


On 12/17/06 2:16 PM, "Leonard Taupier" <len-1@comcast.net> wrote:

> Kyle,
> 
> You're too cool!
> 
> And yes, I for one accept your apology.
> 
> Len
> 
> 
> On Dec 17, 2006, at 1:23 PM, Kyle Cassidy wrote:
> 
>> A few years back the kind folks in the NY lug invited me to give a
>> talk at the Institute for Contemporary Photography. After the
>> lecture, a guy from Leica came up to me and handed me his card
>> saying "Call me, we could use someone like you" -- I called, he
>> didn't call back, and it fell off my radar. I realize now that if
>> Leica goes down the tubes it is entirely because I was not more
>> persistant about that phone call.
>> 
>> Had they offered me a job, I would have immediately suggested that
>> they partner with Casio or some other low-rent company making a 2
>> megapixel point and shoot. We would have pulled one of those
>> craptastic cameras apart and glued it onto the back of an M6. It
>> would have jutted out about an inch and a quarter from the back of
>> your camera and produced mediocre images and if you peeled off the
>> LEICA sticker you could probably see "made in china" on it, but we
>> would have sold millions of them. All the Leica owners would have
>> said "look at this! a digital back for my M3! The world is a
>> marvelous place!" they'd take a few photos at birthday parties and
>> the back would run out of batteries that they'd neglect to replace,
>> but on the shelf, it would look pretty good and people would go
>> about their business. Meanwhile, using the massive influx of cash,
>> Leica would have instituted my MasterVorkenzee: The Leica Young
>> Photographers Program where we would sell re-badged Nikon D70's
>> with a Leica R sticker on the front at prices about 30% higher than
>> the actual D70 but about 1/4 the retail price of the Leica R10d
>> (which is how the rest of us would be buying them), all these kids
>> would grow up thinking that Leica was the Shiznitt and right now
>> we'd be putting out our third Digital Rangefinder which would
>> actually be 12 megapixels, thin as a IIIA, no flair or magenting,
>> and it would work like a dream.
>> 
>> sorry i let you down people.
>> 
>> kc
>> 
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