Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2010/09/20
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]A deal may have been reached. I bid on a Digilux but swiftly received a counter offer from an attorney representing "a concerned group" who explained if that if I would cease this pursuit of a Leica and promise not to represent myself as "a photographer who uses Leica gear, at all, ever" they would offer me a sum of money and some gear of a competitor. I replied "go jump in a lake, I only use Leica gear!" at which point two gentlemen appeared at my door. I recognized them after a moment as Jesse "the Body" Ventura and Alex Trebeck. They wrestled me into a bag and drove me to a barn where I heard a few men speaking in German -- the only words I remember were repeated again and again as they poured freezing cold water over me: "Viel Gem?se ist ver?rgert. Winkelst?ckenergie. Fischha?t?rkn?ufe!" When it became woefully apparent that they spoke no English and I spoke no German, they took me out of the bag and pantomimed what I think was the plot of the pilot for Father Knows Best but I wasn't sure. After a while they handed me a Digilux while at the same time distributing a powerful electric shock. Every time I touched the camera, the same thing happened; electricity would shoot through my body and the men would shout: "Langsamer Toastermann. Feiern Sie! Langsamer Toastermann. Feiern Sie!" They got really worked up. But I couldn't stop picking up the shiny shiny beautiful Leica. This went on for a long time. Eventually they gave up and dropped me off in the park. I called the guy who's Leica I'd bid on and he said he'd put it in a box and ship it out. So. In the near future, I will most likely have new Leica photos for you!!!!! kc