Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2011/07/20
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]Nice collection of one-liners, Bill. If only the heat would kill the ticks in the weeds! Jim Nichols Tullahoma, TN USA ----- Original Message ----- From: "Bill Grimwood" <bill at grimwood.net> To: "'Leica Users Group'" <lug at leica-users.org> Sent: Wednesday, July 20, 2011 11:23 AM Subject: Re: [Leica] IMG: Heat wave antidote 1 > YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN ALABAMA IN JULY WHEN. . . . > The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the > ground. > The trees are whistling for the dogs... > The best parking place is > determined by shade instead of distance. > Hot water > now comes out of both taps. > > You can make sun tea instantly. > You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good > branding iron. > The temperature drops below 95 and you feel > a little chilly. > You discover that in July > it > only takes 2 fingers to steer your car. > You > discover > that you can get sunburned through your car window. > > You actually burn your hand opening the car door. > You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 > a.m. > Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, 'What > if > I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?' > You realize that asphalt > has > a liquid state. > The > potatoes > cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, > salt > and pepper. > > Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying > boiled eggs. > > The cows are giving evaporated milk. > > Ah, what a place to call home. . > > God Bless The State of ALABAMA!!! > > > > > > _______________________________________________ > Leica Users Group. > See http://leica-users.org/mailman/listinfo/lug for more information > >