Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2020/03/17
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]Sounds like the had organised it well in California. Good for you. Cheers, Nathan Nathan Wajsman Alicante, Spain http://www.frozenlight.eu <http://www.frozenlight.eu/> http:// <http://www.greatpix.eu/>www.greatpix.eu PICTURE OF THE WEEK: http://www.fotocycle.dk/paws <http://www.fotocycle.dk/paws>Blog: http://nathansmusings.wordpress.com/ <http://nathansmusings.wordpress.com/> Cycling: http://www.crazyguyonabike.com/belgiangator <http://www.crazyguyonabike.com/belgiangator> YNWA "I?m not arguing, I?m just explaining why I?m right" > On 17 Mar 2020, at 02:26, Brian Reid <reid at mejac.palo-alto.ca.us> wrote: > > I am safely home from London. Below is the email I sent my extended family > about the trip. > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > The flight was uneventful. When we landed, the pilot told us to remain in > our seats until the arrival team came on board and gave further > instructions. The usual collection of arrogant entitled middle-aged men > with criminally oversize carry-on bags ignored those instructions and > pushed their way through to cluster near the exit door, as they always do. > > A crew of 4 medical-looking people with clipboards came in and fanned out > around the airplane. Delightfully, they ignored the hyper entitled men > (who were by now pushing to be allowed out the exit door) and went row by > row to people who were still in their seats. We were each handed a form to > fill out with the facts of our visit (where have you been, what symptoms > might you have, etc). > > They took us out into the jetway in batches of 12. We were met by people > who looked like they were EMTs borrowed from ambulance companies, who > interviewed us, scanned our foreheads with no-touch thermometers, and > listened briefly to our airways. I checked out fine; no fever, no > bronchial sounds, and I had been nowhere but Battersea. My EMT signed my > form and I was told to wait over there. > > Three or four people in police uniforms were just standing around > watching. I didn't see any behavior that needed the attention of the > police, but I'm sure there has been and will be. > > From there we were escorted to passport control. One escort per group of > 12. I have "global entry", but in 5 years of using it, it has never worked > once--the camera always takes a picture of the top of my head when I look > down to see where the fingerprint scanner might be. So then (as always) I > had to get in the passport line and talk to them. At least as a > global-entry reject I get to butt into the front of the passport line. > > I figured that the escorted batches of 12 were like the metering lights on > freeways. They ensured that the backed-up people would remain on the > airplane instead of clogging the hallways like in the news photos you've > probably all seen. > > From there we parted with our escorts and were sent to baggage claim. We > got our bags. I wore fresh latex gloves. I needed to open my checked bag > to get out the bottle of pump-spray isopropanol to douse the suitcase (you > don't know who might have handled it) and then doused my hands after > ditching the gloves. I also doused my hair for good measure. > > An unusually large set of dogs was sniffing suitcases. I've always seen > one dog, or occasionally two, but there were at least 10 circling around > Baggage Claim 4. They ignored me. Good thing I didn't have any peanut > butter in there this time. I don't know what they were looking for. > Contraband Purell? > > I went outdoors to the "meet drivers here" section, and waited for my > driver. He drove me home quickly, filling the time with his usual > collection of funny stories about his past. I guess he doesn't care that > I've heard them all 20 times. > > A shower felt good. > > _______________________________________________ > Leica Users Group. > See http://leica-users.org/mailman/listinfo/lug for more information