Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 1999/05/11

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Subject: Re: [Leica] wasGang of Five, virile, vigorous senior:)
From: "Roy Zartarian" <royzart@connix.com>
Date: Tue, 11 May 1999 13:21:00 +0000

Now this reminds me of the time I was about to photograph a woman in 
the nude. But she got angry and told me to put my clothes back on :-) 

Roy



On 11 May 99 at 10:22, Ted Grant wrote:


> No no it's just a great line to get them on the hook. :) Once that
> happens you turn on the charm and it surprises the heck out of them
> and they love it.:)  How's this?
> 
> You have to say this at just the right time, Leica in hand, because
> you have conned them into thinking your safe and you want to make
> them famous in your pictures. :)
> 
> Now at the crucial moment after the first clicks and you have
> charmed them like crazy and they are breathing hard steaming your
> lens, you lean closely as this is the consummate "decisive moment!" 
> You whisper softly using your smoothest voice, " Have you ever
> wondered what it would be like making it with a senior?"
> 
> Smiling nicely you quickly return your attention to the Leica
> allowing the question to sink in,  you pause for a moment and then
> step back.
> 
> The reason for stepping back is to avoid getting smacked in the side
> of the head in case she doesn't have any "sense of humour." However
> if they should reach out a willing hand, just remember to be
> prepared and hope you had your Viagra with your morning wheaties!:)
> 
> You young lads need a few Leica light years before you can use this
> line.:)
> 
> Oh by the way if you find it works I'd like to know, it's one of
> those untested theory things. :) I keep looking for willing
> testers.:)
> 
> Getting it on with a Leica, the secrets out. :) So Dan don't give
> up, there's always hope. :) ted
> 
> 
>