[Leica] Software update

[john.nebel_lug at csdco.com (John Nebel)]

Mark,

You could publish a delightful book with a collection of your posts.

John Nebel

Mark Rabiner wrote:

> You may have noticed, you many people who have Mark Rabiner Originals
> hanging on your walls or in albums and dark dehumidified draws that as of
> yesterday they are turning brown and fading fast. By tomorrow they'd be
> gone.
> This is because your current Mark Rabiner Print Viewing Technology  (MRPVT
> 8x Player) is not current with your System Update 11b (the beginning) which
> you got last night whether you wanted it or not. We did it while you were
> sleeping off your internet connection.
> 
> Before you had MRPVT 7x Pro which worked find but we've trashed that for 
> you
> at no extra cost with your total system upgrade.
> Your car washes itself now on your way to work.
> But forget about your family album.
> Now when you view your photos you find them getting historical fast.
> 
> But don't worry. All you need to do is upgrade your MRPVT 8x Player to 
> MRPVT
> 9x PRO for only $33.33!!
> Just click here we already have your credit card number.
> 
> 
> PS
> It has been brought to our attention that some of you having just paid
> $33.33 for MRPVT 7x Pro last year and don't want to spend more money this
> year want to keep your images intact.
> And are ready to switch to our evil twin dark side Canon shooting
> competition.
> 
> So if you enter your secret code number which you have long forgotten you
> can get a special download to re-install MRPVT 7x Pro.
> Called "MRPVT 7x Pro re installer" for clarity sake.
> IT will first take MRPVT 8x Player off your system
> This should take less than most of the rest of the afternoon.
> 
> Having somehow found and hit the "reinstall" button your software will be 
> re
> installed and those images on your walls will spring back to their former
> verve.
> 
> But first we have the yellow van pull up with the whole house rug cleaners
> first.
> 
> So you'll need to rent a motel for the rest of the week.
> 
> Then you can move back into your house and view your wonderful pictures on
> your wall we did for you.
> 
> Plus walk barefoot without getting grossed out after the rug really dries.
> 
> 
> Till next year and another thirty three and a third dollars:
> 
> 
> Mark Rabiner
> Photography
> Portland Oregon
> http://rabinergroup.com/
> 
> 
> 
> 
>  
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