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Subject: [Leica] OT Completely : Humour
From: kididdoc at cox.net (Steve Barbour)
Date: Sat Jul 14 07:04:55 2007
References: <f329cf397544.4697a86c@shaw.ca> <005001c7c5e4$c6473800$d100f15a@GeeBee>

On Jul 14, 2007, at 12:01 AM, geebee wrote:

> We Brits are grateful that the terrorists were trained in the  
> National Health Service where missing targets is the norm.

that's good,

Steve


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> ----- Original Message ----- From: "GREG LORENZO"  
> <gregj.lorenzo@shaw.ca>
> To: "Leica Users Group LUG" <lug@leica-users.org>
> Sent: Friday, July 13, 2007 11:29 PM
> Subject: [Leica] OT Completely : Humour
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>> An Update on Security Alerts
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>>     Author: David
>> Duval
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>> The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist  
>> threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to  
>> "Peeved."
>> Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to  
>> "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit  
>> Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out.  
>> Terrorists themselves have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to  
>> "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody  
>> Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.
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>> Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised  
>> its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher  
>> levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was  
>> precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag  
>> factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.
>> It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened  
>> level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout  
>> Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more  
>> levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
>> The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful  
>> Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They  
>> also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."
>> Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the  
>> only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
>> The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to  
>> deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the  
>> new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
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>> No archive
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>> Greg J. Lorenzo
>> Calgary, Alberta
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In reply to: Message from gregj.lorenzo at shaw.ca (GREG LORENZO) ([Leica] OT Completely : Humour)
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