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Subject: [Leica] working with the Leikon...
From: mark at rabinergroup.com (Mark Rabiner)
Date: Tue, 01 Sep 2009 14:17:06 -0400

> On Tue, Sep 1, 2009 at 1:27 AM, Mark Rabiner <mark at rabinergroup.com>
> wrote:
>
>
> I hope somebody writes very good poems about good dogs.
> We need
> a dog poet!

How about Dog Haiku?

Love my master;
Thus I perfume myself
> with
This long-rotten mouse.

I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You
> ever will be

Today I sniffed
Many dog behinds?I celebrate
By kissing your
> face.

I sound the alarm!
Paper boy?come to kill us all?
Look! Look! Look!
> Look! Look!

I lift my leg and
Whiz on each bush.
Hello, Spot?Sniff this and
> weep

I sound the alarm!
Garbage man?come to kill us all?
Look! Look! Look!
> Look! Look!

How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the
> rug.

I sound the alarm!
Mail carrier?come to kill us all?
Look! Look! Look!
> Look! Look!

My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have
Made a puddle

I sound
> the alarm!
Gardener?come to kill us all?
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I Hate
> my choke chain?
Look, world, they strangle me!
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack
> Ack!

Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot?no greater bliss?well,
Maybe
> catching mice

Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much I
> do

The cat is not all
Bad?she dots the neighborhood
With Tootsie Rolls

Dig
> under fence?why?
Because it's there. Because it's
There. Because it's
> there.

I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are
> eating.

My owners' mood is
Romantic?I lie near their
Feet. I fart a big
> one.


--
Regards,

Sonny
http://www.sonc.com
http://sonc.stumbleupon.com/
Nat
> chitoches, 
> Louisiana
(+31.754164,-093.099080)

USA

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That's better than good Sonny did you just write that?
Where'd you get that from!?!?!


Mark William Rabiner





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