Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2011/07/20
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN ALABAMA IN JULY WHEN. . . .
The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the
ground.
The trees are whistling for the dogs...
The best parking place is
determined by shade instead of distance.
Hot water
now comes out of both taps.
You can make sun tea instantly.
You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good
branding iron.
The temperature drops below 95 and you feel
a little chilly.
You discover that in July it
only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
You discover
that you can get sunburned through your car window.
You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30
a.m.
Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, 'What if
I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?'
You realize that asphalt has
a liquid state.
The potatoes
cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt
and pepper.
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying
boiled eggs.
The cows are giving evaporated milk.
Ah, what a place to call home. .
God Bless The State of ALABAMA!!!