Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2007/11/21
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]Is yours a male or a female computador ? (cf. foot note) Phil...x A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz." A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?" Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la ordenadora"), because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else; 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ("el ordenador"), because: 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on; 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves; 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model. The women won... (but only because it is "el ordenador" in Spanish) Steve Barbour wrote: >>> sorry LUG, I'm posting OT, as follows, but I need some advice >>> re... an e-mail program... >> > >>> I have been using Mail.app in OSX (now Leopard) for a long >>> time....I have many thousands of stored e-mail messages... >>> >>> I am looking for a new mail program...that will be ideal for me. >>> >>> To be ideal, it must have the following key features... >>> >>> 1.mature and robust >>> 2.OSX/mail.app compatible >>> 3.able to import mail.app messages >>> 4.opens and stores mail.app Mbox messages >>> 5.that will store mail as searchable messages, not in mbox format >>> 6.easily searchable >>> 7.allows easy removal of duplicate messages >>> 8.compatible with address book >>> 9.spamsieve compatible >>> >>> Does such a program exist? >>> >>> If so, what program best fills the bill? >>> >>> thanks for your advice, >>> >>> Steve >> >> > > > _______________________________________________ > Leica Users Group. > See http://leica-users.org/mailman/listinfo/lug for more information >