Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2007/11/21
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]uh...ohhhh :-) Steve On Nov 21, 2007, at 6:05 AM, Philippe Amard wrote: > Is yours a male or a female computador ? (cf. foot note) > Phil...x > > A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, > unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. > "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is > masculine: "el lapiz." > A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?" > Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two > groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves > whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. > > Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. > > The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the > feminine gender ("la ordenadora"), because: > > 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; > 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers > is incomprehensible to everyone else; > 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for > possible later retrieval; and > 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself > spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. > > The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be > Masculine ("el ordenador"), because: > > 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on; > 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves; > 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time > they ARE the problem; and > 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a > little longer, you could have gotten a better model. > > The women won... (but only because it is "el ordenador" in Spanish) > > > > Steve Barbour wrote: > >>>> sorry LUG, I'm posting OT, as follows, but I need some advice >>>> re... an e-mail program... >>> >> >>>> I have been using Mail.app in OSX (now Leopard) for a long >>>> time....I have many thousands of stored e-mail messages... >>>> >>>> I am looking for a new mail program...that will be ideal for me. >>>> >>>> To be ideal, it must have the following key features... >>>> >>>> 1.mature and robust >>>> 2.OSX/mail.app compatible >>>> 3.able to import mail.app messages >>>> 4.opens and stores mail.app Mbox messages >>>> 5.that will store mail as searchable messages, not in mbox format >>>> 6.easily searchable >>>> 7.allows easy removal of duplicate messages >>>> 8.compatible with address book >>>> 9.spamsieve compatible >>>> >>>> Does such a program exist? >>>> >>>> If so, what program best fills the bill? >>>> >>>> thanks for your advice, >>>> >>>> Steve >>> >>> >> >> >> _______________________________________________ >> Leica Users Group. >> See http://leica-users.org/mailman/listinfo/lug for more information >> > > _______________________________________________ > Leica Users Group. > See http://leica-users.org/mailman/listinfo/lug for more information