RE: [Leica] New LUG Song

[Tom Finnegan <tomf@piengr.com>]

Peter creatively contributed:
To the tune of
  SMILE  by Chaplin, Parsons and Phillips
(at least for those old enough to remember it)
****************************************************

Where is Martin Howard when you need him? Seeing as how it's slow at the 
office today, I feel strangely compelled to add something for the younger 
members of the LUG.

To the tune of
"Punk Rock Girl" by The Dead Milkmen

One night I went to a show by the Talking Heads
I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead

Leica girl
Please look at me
Leica girl
What do you see?
Lets travel round the world
Just you and me Leica girl

I tapped her on the shoulder and said,
"Do you have an R?"
She smiled at me and said,
"Why no I have an M."

Leica girl
Give me a chance
Lets go take some snaps
She was dressed like Minnie Pearl
Just you and me Leica girl

We went to the department store and asked to see the Leicas
The salesman said "well no, we only have point-n-shoots"
So we jumped up on the counter
And shouted for our Leicas
And someone played a Beach Boys song on the stereo
It was "California Dreamin", so we started screamin
On such a winters day

She took me to her parents for a sunday meal
Her father took one look at my M3 and he began to squeal

Leica girl
It makes no sense
Leica girl
Your dad uses Canon EOS
Just ask the Duke of Earl
Yea you're for me Leica girl

We went to the art museum to check out all the photos
and the security guard trailed us to the book shop
We asked for Sebastio Salgado
They said, "He don't work here."
We said,"If you don't have Salgado, then your shop has got to go!"

She let me borrow her M6
I said, "how much you pay for this?"
She said, "not much, i got it off the net."

Leica girl
Your pictures are so wild
Leica girl
Let's have a child
We'll name her Elmarit
Just you and me
You Noctilux is giving me fits
Just you and me
We'll travel round the world
Just you and me Leica girl


Tom Finnegan
I hope those guys have a good sense of humor and don't take me to court.


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