Re: [Leica] Ambivalance and absodamnlutely off topic!!

["onetreehillclw" <onetreehillclw@compaq.net>]

Like I haven't heard enough cajun jokes..........
But this REDNECK lives in N'awlins!!!!
That's lower LA..........(like lower alabama?)

I get enough kicks out of watching some of the Leica users
get too drunk to shoot way down hear in da south.

Chris Boudreaux

- ----- Original Message -----
From: "Dan Post" <dpost@triad.rr.com>
To: <leica-users@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us>
Sent: Saturday, May 19, 2001 9:24 AM
Subject: Re: [Leica] Ambivalance and absodamnlutely off topic!!


> As far as this topic of ambivalence is concerned... Gosh- Gee!
> I dunno. Maybe, maybe not!
>
> Dan
>
>
> Hey- since I don't recall any LUGgers from Lousiana, perhaps I can slip
this
> in and not offend TOO many, and make this post worthwile with a chuckle or
> two. It was sent to me from a denizen (the only apt term!)of "Nawlins" who
> otherwise is a sterling fellow!!
>
> Pierre and Boudreaux was flying Cajun Airlines to da Mardi Gras.
Boudreaux
> was flying da plane, and Pierre was in da back foolin wit da cargo
equipment
> an stuff.  Da plane hit some turbulence an started bouncin around and
> Boudreaux got knock unconscious.  Den da plane start driftin.  Pierre come
> run up to da front an Boudreaux was sprawl out all over da steerin wheel.
>
> Well, Pierre don't know nuttin bout flyin an he start to get panaky.  He
> grab
> da microphone and holla "May Day!  May Day!  Dis is Cajun Air Line 90210.
> Boudreaux, him knock unconscious an I don know nuttin about flyin dis
> plane!"
>
> "Dis is da control tower," someone answer.  "Don you worry about nuttin.
We
> gonna splain how you to land dis plane, step by step, ah gar-own-tee!  Jus
> leave anyting ta us.  Fus, how high you are, an whas you position?"
>
> Pierre thought a minute, den say, "I'm five foot ten an I'm all da way to
da
> front of da plane."
>
> "No! No!" answer da tower.  "What you altitude, an where you location?"
>
> Pierre say, "Man, rat now ah got a po attitude, an ah'm from Thibodeaux,
> Laweezeeanna!"
>
> "No! No! No!" came an exasperated voice.  "Ah needs to know how many feet
> you
> got off da groun an how you plane in relation to da airport!"
>
> Pierre, he start to panic by dis time.  He say, "Countin Boudreaux's feets
> an
> mine togedder, we got fo feet off da groun an I don believe dis plane
> related
> to you airport!"
>
> A long pause ----- de silence was deafanin.
>
> "We needs to know whoo you next of kin.."
>
>