Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2002/07/29

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Subject: Re: [Leica] LHSA Annual Meeting; half-price membership for newLUG members! L...
From: "geebeespaw" <geebeespaw@btopenworld.com>
Date: Mon, 29 Jul 2002 18:09:38 +0100
References: <FE071ECF-A312-11D6-93B6-003065D4DE46@mac.com>

From: "Allan Wafkowski" <allanwafkowski@mac.com>
To: <leica-users@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us>
Sent: 29 July 2002 17:48
Subject: Re: [Leica] LHSA Annual Meeting; half-price membership for newLUG
members! L...


> Leica owners are utterly without sex appeal.

Despite my hunchback and facial warts I am considered attractive by many
women. Yes, they say I'm repulsive but I have seen the way they look at me.
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>What young tart would want
> to hang around a bunch of baggy-trousered

My trousers are only baggy when standing. When seated every seam is at full
stretch.
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>, pot-bellied

OK I'll give you that one but I am working on it.
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>, hairless,

Hair is sprouting everywhere, nose, ears, back. At my present rate of
progress I expect to resemble a big old silver backed male gorilla complete
with knuckle assisted walk in the very near future.
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> gas-bloated , Leica owners?

Simply not true! I let it go long before any bloating takes place.
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 >What young lass wants to join meetings that
> waste hours discussing lens caps, camera bags, micro-thread lens cloths,
> and the latest Leica improvements (a.k.a., M7) which have been available
> on SLRs for 25 years?

They are out there somewhere. I just need to make contact. Pleeeease
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:-)

Graham
http://geebeephoto.com


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