Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2003/12/12
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]Jim Expect a letter from the Screen Writers Guild! TV special to follow. Jerry Jim Hemenway wrote: > Phong wrote: > > > Anyway, I think I will give up on this topic on the LUG. > > I tried a few times to have a meaningful discussion on > > how to photographically portray such things as sex, lust, > > temptation, desire, etc. in an artistic way, and failed. > > It's next to impossible Phong, but as an exercise, how would you > photographically portray the following? > > -------------------------- > > Let’s say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He > asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A > few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy > themselves They continue to see each other regularly, and after a while > neither one of them is seeing anybody else. > > And then, one evening when they’re driving home, a thought occurs to > Elaine, and, without really thinking, she says it aloud: > “Do you realize that, as of tonight, we’ve been seeing each other for > exactly six months?” > > And then there is silence in the car. To Elaine, it seems like a very > loud silence. She thinks to herself: Geez, I wonder if it bothers him > that I said that. Maybe he’s been feeling confined by our relationship; > maybe he thinks I’m trying to push him into some kind of obligation that > he doesn’t want, or isn’t sure of. > > And Roger is thinking: Gosh. Six months. > > And Elaine is thinking: But, hey, I’m not so sure I want this kind of > relationship, either. Sometimes I wish I had a little more space, so I’d > have time to think about whether I really want us to keep going the way > we are, moving steadily toward ... I mean, where are we going? Are we > just going to keep seeing each other at this level of intimacy? Are we > heading toward marriage? Toward children? Toward a lifetime together? > Am I ready for that level of commitment? > Do I really even know this person? > > And Roger is thinking: ... so that means it was... let’s see.... > February when we started going out, which was right after I had the car > at the dealer’s, which means ... lemme check the odometer ... > Whoa! I am way overdue for an oil change here. > > And Elaine is thinking: He’s upset. I can see it on his face. Maybe I’m > reading this completely wrong. Maybe he wants more from our > relationship, more intimacy, more commitment; maybe he has sensed— even > before I sensed it—that I was feeling some reservations. Yes, I bet > that’s it. That’s why he’s so reluctant to say anything about his own > feelings. He’s afraid of being rejected. > > And Roger is thinking: And I’m gonna have them look at the transmission > again. I don’t care what those morons say, it’s still not shifting > right. And they better not try to blame it on the cold weather this > time. What cold weather? It’s 87 degrees out, and this thing is > shifting like a darn garbage truck, and I paid those incompetent thieves > $600. > > And Elaine is thinking: He’s angry. And I don’t blame him. I’d be > angry, too. I feel so guilty, putting him through this, but I can’t > help the way I feel. I’m just not sure. > > And Roger is thinking: They’ll probably say it’s only a 90-day warranty. > That’s exactly what they’re gonna say, the scumballs. > > And Elaine is thinking: Maybe I’m just too idealistic, waiting for a > knight to come riding up on his white horse, when I’m sitting right next > to a perfectly good person, a person I enjoy being with, a person I > truly do care about, a person who seems to truly care about me. A person > who is in pain because of my self-centered, schoolgirl romantic fantasy. > > And Roger is thinking: Warranty? They want a warranty? I’ll give them a > darn warranty. I’ll take their warranty and stick it right up their .... > > “Roger,” Elaine says aloud. > > “What?” says Roger, startled. > > “Please don’t torture yourself like this,” she says, her eyes beginning > to brim with tears. “Maybe I should never have ... > Oh my, I feel so ...” (She breaks down, sobbing.) > > “What?” says Roger. > > “I’m such a fool,” Elaine sobs. “I mean, I know there’s no knight. I > really know that. It’s silly. There’s no knight, and there’s no horse.” > > “There’s no horse?” says Roger. > > “You think I’m a fool, don’t you?” Elaine says. > > “No!” says Roger, glad to finally know the correct answer. > > “It’s just that ... It’s that I ... I need some time,” Elaine says. > (There is a 15-second pause while Roger, thinking as fast as he can, > tries to come up with a safe response. Finally he comes up with one that > he thinks might work.) > > “Yes,” he says. > > (Elaine, deeply moved, touches his hand.) > > “Oh, Roger, do you really feel that way?” she says. > > “What way?” says Roger. > > “That way about time,” says Elaine. > > “Oh,” says Roger. “Yes.” > > (Elaine turns to face him and gazes deeply into his eyes, causing him to > become very nervous about what she might say next, especially if it > involves a horse. At last she speaks.) > > “Thank you, Roger,” she says. > > “Thank you,” says Roger. > > Then he takes her home, and she lies on her bed, a conflicted, tortured > soul, and weeps until dawn. > > Roger gets back to his place, he opens a bag of Doritos, turns on the > TV, and immediately becomes deeply involved in a rerun of a tennis match > between two Czechoslovakians he never heard of. A tiny voice in the far > recesses of his mind tells him that something major was going on back > there in the car, but he is pretty sure there is no way he would ever > understand what, and so he figures it’s better if he doesn’t think about > it. (This is also Roger’s policy regarding world hunger.) > > The next day Elaine will call her closest friend, or perhaps two of > them, and they will talk about this situation for six straight hours. > In painstaking detail, they will analyze everything she said and > everything he said, going over it time and time again, exploring every > word, expression, and gesture for nuances of meaning, considering every > possible ramification. They will continue to discuss this subject, off > and on, for weeks, maybe months, never reaching any definite > conclusions, but never getting bored with it, either. > > Meanwhile, Roger, while playing racquetball one day with a mutual friend > of his and Elaine’s, will pause just before serving, frown, and say: > > “Norm, did Elaine ever own a horse?” > > ----------------------------------- > > Didn't Salome run in the same race as Sea Biscuit? > > Jim, "ask me anything about love and lust" Hemenway > > Phong wrote: > > > > I am not sure what you mean by transcending lust, as opposed > > to love, joy, courage, etc. Lust would make a fascinating > > subject. Salome, anyone ? I bet one of the classical > > painters have done Salome before. > > > > Anyway, I think I will give up on this topic on the LUG. > > I tried a few times to have a meaningful discussion on > > how to photographically portray such things as sex, lust, > > temptation, desire, etc. in an artistic way, and failed. > > > > Cheers, > > > > - Phong > > -- > To unsubscribe, see http://mejac.palo-alto.ca.us/leica-users/unsub.html - -- To unsubscribe, see http://mejac.palo-alto.ca.us/leica-users/unsub.html