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Subject: [Leica] working with the Leikon...
From: r.s.taylor at comcast.net (Richard Taylor)
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 2009 13:16:48 -0400
References: <a3f189160909010613s5482f302j9410ce82c15bfbba@mail.gmail.com> <C6C2DD62.53E14%mark@rabinergroup.com> <a3f189160909011123n7a476a96j8987626029253ca0@mail.gmail.com>

Sonny - A little late in responding to this but whoever wrote it sure  
knew cats.  Thanks for posting it.  It was a fun read.

Regards,

Dick



On Sep 01, 2009, at 2:23 PM, Sonny Carter wrote:

> It has been floating around for years.  I've had it on my links page
> for at least five years along with the cat Haiku.
>
>    You never feed me.
>    Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
>    That will show you.
>
>    You must scratch me there!
>    Yes, above my tail! Behold,
>    elevator butt.
>
>    I need a new toy.
>    Tail of black dog keeps good time.
>    Pounce! good dog! good dog!
>
>    The rule for today.
>    Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
>    New rule tomorrow.
>
>    In deep sleep hear sound
>    Cat vomit hairball somewhere.
>    Will find in morning.
>
>    Grace personified
>    I leap into the window
>    I meant to do that
>
>    Blur of motion, then-
>    Silence, me, a paper bag
>    What is so funny?
>
>    The mighty hunter
>    Returns with gifts of plump birds
>    Your foot just squashed one.
>
>    You're always typing
>    Well, let's see you ignore my
>    Sitting on your hands.
>
>    My small cardboard box
>    You cannot see me if I
>    Can just hide my head.
>
>    Terrible battle
>    I fought for hours. Come and see!
>    What's a "term paper"?
>
>    Kitty likes plastic
>    Confuses for litter box
>    Don't leave tarp around
>
>    Small brave carnivores
>    Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
>    Fear vacuum cleaner
>
>    Want to trim my claws
>    Don't even think about it!
>    My yelps will wake the dead
>
>    I want to be close
>    To you. Can I fit my head
>    inside your armpit?
>
>    Wanna go outside.
>    Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
>    Let me back inside!
>
>    Oh no! Big One
>    has been trapped by newspaper.
>    Cat to the rescue!
>
>    Humans are so strange.
>    Mine lies still in the bed, then screams!
>    My claws aren't that sharp....
>
>    Cats meow out of angst
>    "Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
>    We could break so much"
>
>    Litter box not there
>    You must have moved it again
>    I'll crap in the sink
>
>    The Big Ones snore now
>    Every room is dark and cold
>    time for "Cup Hockey"
>
>    We're almost equals
>    I purr to show I love you
>    Want to smell my butt.
>
> On Tue, Sep 1, 2009 at 1:17 PM, Mark Rabiner<mark at rabinergroup.com>  
> wrote:
>>> On Tue, Sep 1, 2009 at 1:27 AM, Mark Rabiner <mark at rabinergroup.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>> I hope somebody writes very good poems about good dogs.
>>> We need
>>> a dog poet!
>>
>> How about Dog Haiku?
>>
>> Love my master;
>> Thus I perfume myself
>>> with
>> This long-rotten mouse.
>>
>> I lie belly-up
>> In the sunshine, happier than
>> You
>>> ever will be
>>
>> Today I sniffed
>> Many dog behinds?I celebrate
>> By kissing your
>>> face.
>>
>> I sound the alarm!
>> Paper boy?come to kill us all?
>> Look! Look! Look!
>>> Look! Look!
>>
>> I lift my leg and
>> Whiz on each bush.
>> Hello, Spot?Sniff this and
>>> weep
>>
>> I sound the alarm!
>> Garbage man?come to kill us all?
>> Look! Look! Look!
>>> Look! Look!
>>
>> How do I love thee?
>> The ways are numberless as
>> My hairs on the
>>> rug.
>>
>> I sound the alarm!
>> Mail carrier?come to kill us all?
>> Look! Look! Look!
>>> Look! Look!
>>
>> My human is home!
>> I am so ecstatic I have
>> Made a puddle
>>
>> I sound
>>> the alarm!
>> Gardener?come to kill us all?
>> Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
>>
>> I Hate
>>> my choke chain?
>> Look, world, they strangle me!
>> Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack
>>> Ack!
>>
>> Sleeping here, my chin
>> On your foot?no greater bliss?well,
>> Maybe
>>> catching mice
>>
>> Look in my eyes and
>> Deny it. No human could
>> Love you as much I
>>> do
>>
>> The cat is not all
>> Bad?she dots the neighborhood
>> With Tootsie Rolls
>>
>> Dig
>>> under fence?why?
>> Because it's there. Because it's
>> There. Because it's
>>> there.
>>
>> I am your best friend,
>> Now, always, and especially
>> When you are
>>> eating.
>>
>> My owners' mood is
>> Romantic?I lie near their
>> Feet. I fart a big
>>> one.
>>
>>
>> --
>> Regards,
>>
>> Sonny
>> http://www.sonc.com
>> http://sonc.stumbleupon.com/
>> Nat
>>> chitoches,
>>> Louisiana
>> (+31.754164,-093.099080)
>>
>> USA
>>
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>>
>>
>> That's better than good Sonny did you just write that?
>> Where'd you get that from!?!?!
>>
>>
>> Mark William Rabiner
>>
>>
>>
>>
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>
>
>
> -- 
> Regards,
>
> Sonny
> http://www.sonc.com
> http://sonc.stumbleupon.com/
> Natchitoches, Louisiana
> (+31.754164,-093.099080)
>
> USA
>
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