Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 1998/09/16

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Subject: [Leica] GUNS N'LEICAS (humor)
From: George Huczek <ghuczek@sk.sympatico.ca>
Date: Wed, 16 Sep 1998 16:53:36 -0600

With all of the recent talk about disguising Leicas and carrying handguns
to protect them against thieves, I thought I would like to include the
following.

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Dear Leica User,
Your new Leica camera will provide you with many years of photographic
enjoyment.  You have purchased the best equipment money can buy.  In
addition to your Passport Warranty, you can now also complete the following
optional handgun registration form for your new Leica, for your added
protection.

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Leica Handgun Registration Form

First Name  (Check one)
( ) Billy-Jo
( ) Billy-Bob
( ) Billy-Mae
( ) Billy-Sue
( ) Unsure

Last Name ______________________________ (If unsure leave blank)

Neck Color (Check one)
( ) Red

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed. If unsure leave blank.)

Spouse's Name: ___________________________

2nd Spouse's Name: _______________________

3rd Spouse's Name: _______________________

Lover's Name: ______________________

Spouse's Relationship to you (Check one)
( ) brother
( ) sister
( ) aunt
( ) uncle
( ) mother
( ) father
( ) cousin
( ) pet

Do you ( )own or ( )rent your mobile home?

Number of vehicles: _____

Number of vehicles that work: _______

Number of vehicles up on blocks: ______

Number of vehicles on front lawn: _______

Number of vehicles on back lawn: _______

Number of refrigerators on front lawn: ______

Number of refrigerators on back lawn: ______

Do you have a gun rack in your pickup truck?
(  ) Yes  (  ) No  
If No, why not? ____________________

Father's Name: _____________________ (If unsure leave blank.)

Mother's Name: _____________________ (If unsure leave blank.)

Number of brothers (that you know of). _______

Number of sisters (that you know of). _______



- -GH