Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2003/12/31
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]Ted, friend, I had to laugh my head off reading this. Brings me back 50 years ago when I did those "misery days" of shooting - sometimes two in one day. And three or four on some weekends. Holding the 4X5 Linhof in one hand, the huge strobe in the other, a ton of battery on one shoulder and a wallet of sheet film holders over the other. But looking back, it was a good learning experience. You could offer me the moon and I wouldn't do another one. ;-) Anyway, did truly enjoy your rant. It made my day. Blessings, and best wishes for a great New Year. The other Ted in Olalla - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Ted Grant" <tedgrant@shaw.ca> To: <leica-users@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us> Sent: Wednesday, December 31, 2003 3:14 PM Subject: Re: [Leica] re: most important person at a wedding? > JCB said: > Subject: [Leica] re: most important person at a wedding? > > Also, I've seen weddings shot journalistically. They were just OK. The > > clients liked the photographs, but in the end, missed having the > > traditional photographs. There should have been two photographers. One > > shooting traditional Hasselblad and the other shooting reportage Leica.<<< > > JCB, > But why Hassie and not a Leica in competant hands? Or as I had to do as a > rookie comercial shooter for a company... use 4X5 Speed Graphic, flash bulbs > and the list of mandatory photos in your pocket not to miss any of "the most > important pictures of the wedding!" > > Hell there's a wedding guy here in Canada that sells a set of playing type > cards for wedding shooters with all the mandatory poses and pictures with > the light setting angles and chalk marks on the floor where to set them, for > about $100.00 bucks a pop. But he guarantees if you follow the card set ups > you'll make a fortune from the wedding as every sitaution will be perfect. > > I've seen the results by some shooters.....aaahhhhhhhkkkkkkkkk!!!! cough, > cough, puke ! > > I'll take an experinced photojournalist doing a wedding any day for the best > pictures that show the bride, her mother and few snaps of the groom that'll > blow away any fancy set up where everything looks like it's cut from a > catalogue crap! > > Obviously you'll appreciate I hate weddings. And a carry over from the old > man here, my son Scott a professional shooter with his own business has > special business cards printed boldly on the back....."I DON'T DO WEDDINGS!" > And hands them out as soon as the word wedding comes from the mouth of a > prospective bride or anyone looking for a wedding shooter. > > But if one is stupid enough to do them, they should be wise enough to charge > exorbitant rates to off set the agony of doing them. I mean why would any > photographer subject him/herself to an agonizing day of misery unless you're > going to have major income return? And if you're not yer pretty stupid! > > I believe I've told you how I finally ended people asking me to do their > wedding. Very simple, as I started out with a set fee for the complete shoot > including film. When the day was finished I handed all the film to the best > man if he weren't too drunk to look after it. > > He in turned handed me in "cash" the sum agreed upon by the bride and groom > in our final arrangements, one thousand dollars. They got all the film had > it processed and printed and I never heard from them again. I thought the > thousand would deter people, hell all it did was get me more requests > because the bride would show what and how I shot theirs, so their friends > wanted the same thing. > > Quick fix I thought! Charge two thousand that'll get rid of them! It did, a > few, but they kept coming.... OK lets kick ass and it went to four thousand > and that killed off a bunch of them, but there was always some idiot stupid > enough to get married with more money than brains, so it went to five > thousand! ... I gave them film they gave me 5 big ones cash and I'm > history. It worked, as only a few over the years have been stupid enough to > pay me 5 thousand and it's the easiest money you can make for a one day of > misery picture taking. :-) > > But I still hate it and these days I absolutely refuse..... however? If the > price were right I might be persuaded. ;-) > > ted > > > > > -- > To unsubscribe, see http://mejac.palo-alto.ca.us/leica-users/unsub.html > - -- To unsubscribe, see http://mejac.palo-alto.ca.us/leica-users/unsub.html